I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF AND AL GORE SAYS ITS GLOBAL WARMING

Blizzard in the Northeast. Snow in Dallas, Houston and Atlanta. Freezing temperatures all through out the South, but the one thing that remains constant through out all of this is the blithering idiot Al Gore. Al will tell us that global warming is the cause for all of this, when its too hot - global warming. Too cold - global warming. No snow in the winter - global warming. Too much sgow - global warming. Twenty hurricanes in a year - global warming. Zero hurricanes - Global warming.

How is it that global warming is responsible for everything in weather? Aren't these the same people who in the late 70's and early 80's were claiming we were about to have another ice age! I guess flunking out of divinity school makes you a expert on weather! Al and all you other communists, lets test my theory out and if you can prove it wrong I will donate ONE MILLION DOLLARS to all your efforts.

Here is how my theory works and I have 100's of years of proof and records to back it up.

First: The months of September, October and November the temperature tends of go down. Second: In the months of December, January and February, it tends to be cold.
Third: In March, April and May the temperatures tend to rise again, and in June, July and August it gets hot! Or a very simple way to explain this strange trend in climate is: ITS HOT IN THE SUMMER AND COLD IN THE WINTER!

I am glad I could solve this problem for you Al, now give back that Nobel Prize you didn't earn!

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