Thursday, July 6, 2017

REST IN PEACE OFFICER FAMILIA




BRONX OFFICER ASSASSINATED

TOUGH COP DOING A TOUGH JOB IN A TOUGH PRECINCT
WAS 12 YEAR VETERAN AND MOTHER OF THREE

 
(Wednesday July 5, 2017 46th Precinct) The audio released of the radio call NYPD Officer Vincent Maher made immediately after his partner, PO Miosotsis Familia was shot in the head is chilling for any Cop to hear.  There is no mistaking the urgent terror in his voice as PO Familia lay bleeding.  "Shots fired! 10-85!"… "My partner's shot! My partner's shot! Hurry up central!".  The radio code 10-85 means “Officer down” and no other code propels fellow Officers into an adrenaline rush as those words still echo where ever they are heard. Despite the frantic and hasty response by EMS to the scene of the shooting and the efforts of the ER doctors at St. Barnabas Hospital Officer Familia’s life could not be saved.  Officer Familia’s life’s work intersected with evil as she sat in the Mobile Command Unit parked on 183rd St. & Morris Avenue. The assailant, a lifelong criminal ex-con was shot and killed a short time later by other Officers assigned to the 46.

Officer Familia was not shot while on patrol.  She was not killed during an altercation while assigned to a plainclothes Street Crime Unit in the 46th Precinct. No.  Her life was ended by a single bullet to her head as she sat near the end of her tour doing paperwork in a Mobile Command Unit parked at East 183rd Street,and Morris Avenue in Fordham Heights. She was assassinated, pure and simple.  There can be no “motive”, no cause, no reason for her cold-blooded murder excepting the fact she met her fate by the hands of evil.

Evil, in this case has a name and face yet there is nothing about the assailant’s life that was in any way, shape or fashion redeemable; his brand of evil was not the product of all the usual “societal ills” typically pulled out for display by the media.  If he grew up in poverty, used drugs, began committing petty crime as a juvenile is all irrelevant.  Alexander Bonds’ life was not one of victim-hood; his life was defined by evil, to think otherwise is simply inconsistent with the truth. As is so often the case, his penchant for evil was a matter of choice and he chose to allow the inherent evil within to flourish.  After meeting his own fate from the bullets of other Officers, a few short blocks away his lifeless body laid on the sidewalk as just another piece of gutter trash – scum – as useless a carcass in death as it was during his life.

Details are emerging regarding Bond’s mental health history, psychiatric medications prescribed to him, as well as his public conduct in the neighborhoods he frequented.  His girlfriend has claimed she tried to have him admitted to a hospital earlier in the day and that he had a history of previous hospitalizations for psychiatric issues.  Whatever his diagnosis, disposition, conditions or circumstances he murdered an NYPD Officer simply because she was a Cop.  Assigning any greater "motive" to his vile act is disingenuous at best, blindly liberal at worst.  He killed a Cop because he wanted to, because he chose to, because it was his nature. On his "medications" or not Bond was a worthless, violent, hate filled nobody.

Bond had posted several anti-Police rants on Facebook in the past as well as in the days leading up to his heinous act.  He allegedly told family members and friends that he “wants to kill somebody”.  He followed through on his twisted desire by assassinating PO Miosotis Familia.  That he was killed soon after is a rare episode of “street justice” that no doubt spared the taxpayers of New York the expenses of incarcerating this worthless scum.

His name will soon recede from the public’s consciousness being remembered only by those he was most closely related to.  PO Familia’s name will forever be honored, remembered, and respected for her Service and Sacrifice.  God Bless, Officer, God Bless and Godspeed.



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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

FORGET GUN CONTROL:





TIME TO CRACK DOWN ON PRODUCE AS WEAPONS
LETHAL FUSSILADE: DEADLY AVOCADOS AND BANANAS


TAGS:  NYPD 44TH PRECINCT, DELI WORKERS ATTACKED,

FRESH PRODUCE READILY AVAILABLE AS WEAPONS





(This is a work of satire.  All names are fictitious as well as all quotes.

Please read through and hopefully get a laugh)


(Wednesday June 14, 2017 Longwood Ave, The Bronx) As the overwhelming majority of Precincts and Patrol Sectors throughout our Five Boroughs continue to see the merits of the decades long decreases in all major categories of crime, some Precincts such as the 44th here in The Bronx have been stricken by a sudden uptick in a new trend on the streets that the NYPD brass is concerned may spread to other areas.  While the NYPD’s concerted efforts to reduce the number of illegal firearms that flow into our City from the South and Midwest,have proven effective, street criminals have adopted new tactics and weapons that may pose a far more serious threat than guns.



On the night of May 29th two assailants committed a brutally heinous assault on two workers behind the counter of the Stadium Gourmet Deli on 161st Street in the Concourse section of the 44th Precinct.  The entire savagely violent episode was captured on closed circuit TV monitors in the deli.  The assailants were reportedly unhappy with a meal they had ordered and a verbal confrontation ensued.  The disagreement quickly escalated to the point that the assailants began to  pitch avocados and bananas at the deli workers.  Initially they pelted the two counter workers with individual avocados and small bunches of bananas.  As the footage shows the assailants rapidly picked up the pace and began bombarding the workers with handfuls of avocados and bunches of bananas.  The ferocious onslaught left both workers with severe blunt force injuries, cuts, and bruises as one of the countermen suffered a broken jaw.  It was not only the ferociousness of the assault that had neighborhood residents shaken, it was the choice of weapons and ease of access to them that has many in this working class neighborhood on edge.



Chico “Pepe” Lopez, a lifelong resident of the block witnessed some of the assault from his vantage point just outside the deli.  “I was like…umm...’oly sheet…those two guys were throwing some heat…I mean like they was throwing fastballs.  I’m surprised the two dudes that work there were not more fucked up and hurt”.  The first two Police Officers who arrived at the scene just seconds after the assailants fled were taken aback by the crime scene.  “Well first we helped the victims but it was hard to determine their injuries since they were both covered by mashed avocados and squashed bananas.  These two guys were basically in shock and the smell of all that exploded fruit was overpowering”.  An EMS ambulance responded and one of the EMT’s commented “I’ll probably not ever again eat guacamole for the rest of my life.  I think the smell of any avocado product will give me flashbacks.  That’s too bad because I always loved a good meal from Taco Bell”, he added as the victims were loaded into the ambulance.  Even some of the most hard-boiled jaded Cops who responded to the scene expressed disbelief by the aftermath of the horrific assault.  “To see all that fruit smashed all over the place, dripping off the ceiling and walls was quite a shock.  I sure hope that assault by fruit doesn’t catch on.  If it does we will be in for a long smelly summer”, commented a Patrol Sergeant.   



Local politicians, City Council Members as well as Community activists, vegans, fresh food advocates, and a small group of protestors from the “Avocado and Banana Lives Matter (ABLM)” movement all reacted with horror.  Cha’qwana Bella Acosta of the nascent ABLM movement South Bronx Chapter was visibly upset by the fruit carnage but urged other more militant members of the ABLM movement to remain calm.  “This is a potentially dangerous event. Once we lived in fear of guns in this neighborhood now we realize any angry person can just walk into a deli or bodega, grab a few potatoes, pears, kiwis, or some form of melon and do some real damage to somebody”.  Acosta added, “People shouldn’t change their attitude towards avocados and bananas or any other fruit or vegetable because of crimes like this.  We all need a healthy diet, some fresh produce that complements our dry cereals, sandwiches, snacks and everything else we enjoy eating.  Eating an apple or orange after a good solid Happy Meal or some tasty Cuban-Chinese take-out is important to our children and elderly who often do not eat good”.



Just as the gun control activists have attempted to hold the manufacturers of bullets and handguns legally accountable for the violence their products are often used with criminal intent, the produce industry has come out strongly in defense of their products.  “While we are appalled and saddened by the violence perpetrated on innocent people by criminals who employ the use of our products, we feel the benefits of a banana rich diet is very important health-wise”, said Thomas E. Phlantz, Executive Vice President of Chiquita Banana North America, the largest importer of bananas that reach grocery stores and other retail outlets across the country.  “You know”, Phlantz continued, “When I was growing up the biggest fear we had of bananas were in the peel.  Nobody wanted to slip and fall on a banana peel but luckily, the banana peel is no longer a common prop in the tricksters’ toolkit.  Remember too, bananas are very high in potassium, a vital ingredient in a good diet”.



A worldwide advocacy group formed in 2016, the Washington, DC based World Avocado Organization to promote the use of Mexican avocados in the United States has issued a strong response to those who are criticizing the avocado.  “First, I want to say clearly that we are disturbed by the assault in The Bronx, NY, and will continue to do everything in our power to defend the avocado”, declared Manuel “Manny” Villalobos, the public affairs officer for the Organization.  Villalobos added, “The only thing that stands between a bad man with an avocado and criminality is a good man with an avocado”.  He also commented that there are many other produce items that can be used in criminal assault far more dangerous than the avocado. “I don’t know about any of you out there who would find items such as the coconut, pineapple, yam, turnip, sugar beet, watermelon, or rhubarb far more dangerous than the avocado.  Frankly, when compared to being pelted in the face by a hurled coconut, the avocado is far less lethal.  I’d much rather be attacked by tomatoes because I would likely not suffer life threatening injuries such as I would from a perpetrator armed with a large cucumber.  That cucumber could be used as a club, a blunt force weapon of opportunity.  Think about that for a few minutes”.



From the Law Enforcement perspective, the use of produce as weapons represents a concerning new trend.  Captain Joseph Patrick Finnerty of the 44th Precinct said in an interview, “For a long time we’ve worked very hard to reduce gun violence and the illicit gun trade.  What we are seeing now is troubling.  We cannot deny the widespread availability of avocados and bananas on our streets.  They are both weapons of opportunity and good food, easily accessible, and virtually impossible to trace.  A thief could smash a cantaloupe over a victim’s head in the course of a hold up. All we’ll have to work with are the squishy remains of the melon; no ballistics, forensics or other investigatory tools can be used effectively.  That poses a major concern to me”.



In an example of the laws of unintended consequences, some Law Enforcement experts are laying some of the blame for fruits and vegetables as street weaponry at the feet of the former First Lady, Michelle Obama.  During her 8 years as First Lady she worked tirelessly on her main initiative promoting healthy eating and lifestyles for our youth.  Generous federal grants allowed for much of The Bronx to “Go Green”.  The grant money was used to create “Rooftop Farming” utilizing the vast open acres of the rooftops of commercial and residential structures as community farms.  The initiative called for the growing and harvest of fruits and vegetables to be sold right in the communities where the crops were raised.   “It was only after we started growing our own rooftop gardens that we were able to ensure the availability of fresh produce to the residents of some of our poorest neighborhoods.  It was a solid investment of time and literally all the delis and bodegas sold the fresh produce.  For the first time in a long time people had healthy choices when it came to what and how they eat”, extolled Magrite Barbosa-Reyes of the South Bronx Urban Farming Board.  She added, “It would be sad to see the Police crackdown on fresh produce.  Our children would be forced to return to their less healthy dietary intakes of Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Pork rinds, deep-fried everything, Skittles, chips and snacks of all kinds.  We will definitely see a rise in juvenile obesity rates.  It took a long time for many of these children to begin eating healthy and they would likely slip back into their old eating habits”.



But, at the core of this problem is the surge of fruit and vegetable related crime.  Professor Ronald McDonnell, an expert on crimes against persons using unconventional weapons at John Jay College commented, “Back in the NYPD “War Days” of the late 1960’s through the 1980’s Police Officers were often attacked from rooftops by belligerents who rained down everything from common kitchen trash to soiled disposable diapers.  I recall one event where three Officers were held at bay trapped behind a panel truck as kids threw eggs, Kosher pickles, rotten tomatoes, and corn husks at them until ESU Officers arrived and secured the rooftop from the assailants.  Some of those Cops sustained bad injuries while others never looked at some food items the same again.  It is my sincere hope that NYPD gets out ahead of this disturbing trend forthwith.  The use of fruits and vegetables as airborne weaponry represents a very real and growing problem.  I just hope no Officer is serious injured from a flying kumquat or from the high speed projectile an unripened grapefruit can become in the hands of a criminal with a good arm”.




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